- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

"Knock knock." "No."

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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