Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Bitch

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Anti Joke

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