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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

I am dyslexic

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

The Female Orgasm

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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