- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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