Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Your biggest fan.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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