Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Obama getting elected in 2012.

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