What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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