What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Nickleback.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Justin Bieber.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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