Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Stop Spam Read Books

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Microwave

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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