- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Women's Rights Movement

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

This sentence is a lie.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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