- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Homonyms should be band.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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