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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Logan's gay

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A midget walked under a bar.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

That is so fetch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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