- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Stop Spam Read Books

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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