Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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