- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

gay pom...

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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