What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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the WNBA

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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