Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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I'm gay.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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