- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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