Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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