Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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BOTTOM!!!

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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