Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Boom.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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