Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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