Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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