Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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I've got a boner

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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