Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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