There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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