What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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