What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What black and has children A black man

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Psychics.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

field day?

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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