My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Stop Spam Read Books

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Microwave

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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