- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Women's Rights Movement

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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