- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

I grunt when I poop.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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