If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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