- Anti Joke

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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