- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

I am dyslexic

The Female Orgasm

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

This sentence is a lie.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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