- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Im batman...suck it losers

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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