- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.