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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Nah

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

The WNBA

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

drew edminstin is a rat

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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