- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Nickleback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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