Replacement Referees

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

who is awesome? no one...

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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