- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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