- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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