There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Women's rights.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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