- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Okay, after this one then...

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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