The Joke Below

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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