why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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