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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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