Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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racism...deal with it!

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hey, my names mark.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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