What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

racism...deal with it!

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

hey, my names mark.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

So FDR walks into a bar.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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