- Anti Joke

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray