A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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This sentence is a lie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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