in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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