Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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