- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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