- Anti Joke

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

everyone dislike this

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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