What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

scientology.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Haha, I get it..

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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