- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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