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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

troll----> hahaha---->

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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