How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Where's the dick??? east

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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