- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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