- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

I'm Jewish

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

I need to start studying.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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