- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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