- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

No soap radio

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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