Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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David Cameron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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