your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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